Dear J&R computer world,
As a citizen of New York, I would like to offer up my sincerest thanks to you for purchasing the full-page ad space on the back page of The Onion. Because of you, I have, for the past two weeks, been spared the irritation of having to look at a picture of some skanky, coked-out hipster's ass hanging out of the latest piece of hideous, 70's-inspired knit-wear from American Apparel. This is a beautiful holiday gift that will not soon be forgotten!
Your new loyal customer,
A.V. Phibes
- An open letter to J&R Computer World
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avphibes- December 8th, 2007
2007-12-08 10:52 pm (UTC)
Yay, J & R Music World.
2007-12-08 11:06 pm (UTC)
2007-12-08 11:30 pm (UTC)
2007-12-09 01:29 am (UTC)
The whole business is insane. I used to take office girls onto the top of that building and have my way with them.
2007-12-09 01:18 pm (UTC)
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2007-12-28 03:18 am (UTC)