guy1: My hands are bisexual, because I'll hit men OR women.
guy2: Your hands are what?
guy1: Bisexual, because I'll hit men or women.
guy2: What are MY hands, then?
guy1: Well, do you hit girls?
guy2: No, I only hit guys.
guy1: Then your hands are straight.
guy2: But if I only hit guys, aren't my hands gay?
- Overheard conversation between two young men in the subway

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if you got the time
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